Amethyst Kitty

Oct 13

More like Dr. JERKyll, am I rite?

Oct 11
Oct 10

When I finally look at the floor of the classroom at the end of the day

post-grammatic-stress:

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Every damn time

Oct 10

Rabbits at Rest

bunnehful:

bunnitude-r-us:

Most buns will pick respective places to recline in when they are contented fluffs. Some typical bunny resting poses are as follows:

The loaf or bun cake
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The log
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And the crescent
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Resting buns often enjoy head rests, be it a hard edge

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or another contented fluff

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Some also opt for the positions super bun

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or dead bun (not actually dead)

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If your bun achieves this stage, you indeed have a very contented fluff.

Oct 10

bonesbuckleup:

arthurdarvvill:

be the person chris traeger knows you can be

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Oct 08
axispowersshella:

auplaz:

Alright guys, this shit got me heated. 
So today as I was getting ready for school, I get a call from my youngest sister’s elementary school clinic. My sister gets on the phone and tells me she is sitting out of class because her skirt is too short. “You need to bring me one that goes down to my knees, they said,” is what she told me.
Quick recap: My sister is eleven years old, in fifth grade, and has some mental and physical disabilities. She’s the tallest girl in her class. Also, the dress code states her skirt must be down to her fingertips, not her knees.
When I get there, I insisted I see her instead of just dropping her stuff off. I was not suprised to find her with a skirt obviously within the rules of the dress code. I asked her what class she was missing and she told me math. She’d been sitting out for atleast twenty or thirty minutes while she waited for me to come.
She only learns things at about a third of the pace as everyone else in her class. Even missing this short amount of time means missing a lot of information for her. Just to recap: she has to sit out of class because of the length of her skirt. She can’t even just sit in her classroom while she waits for me, because apparently that’s too distracting. To whom, you ask? I can’t really tell you. Are ten year old boys, fifth grade boys already old enough to be sexualizing her to the point that they were going so insane with horniness that they had to whisk her away until she could put on something ‘decent’. 
So not only are the sexualizing a fifth grader, they are giving her different rules for the dress code based on her height and making her miss valuable class time. This bullshit needs to stop. Eleven goddamn years old and she’s already being taught her body isn’t her own anymore, that she’s being too provocative if she wears a skirt to the same standard as all the other short, skinny girls in her class just because she looks older.
As a P.S., I would like to point out that she is already bullied because of her disabilities. Pulling her out of class and making her change is even more of an embarrassment, and only leads to more teasing. 

please signal boost this.

axispowersshella:

auplaz:

Alright guys, this shit got me heated. 

So today as I was getting ready for school, I get a call from my youngest sister’s elementary school clinic. My sister gets on the phone and tells me she is sitting out of class because her skirt is too short. “You need to bring me one that goes down to my knees, they said,” is what she told me.

Quick recap: My sister is eleven years old, in fifth grade, and has some mental and physical disabilities. She’s the tallest girl in her class. Also, the dress code states her skirt must be down to her fingertips, not her knees.

When I get there, I insisted I see her instead of just dropping her stuff off. I was not suprised to find her with a skirt obviously within the rules of the dress code. I asked her what class she was missing and she told me math. She’d been sitting out for atleast twenty or thirty minutes while she waited for me to come.

She only learns things at about a third of the pace as everyone else in her class. Even missing this short amount of time means missing a lot of information for her. Just to recap: she has to sit out of class because of the length of her skirt. She can’t even just sit in her classroom while she waits for me, because apparently that’s too distracting. To whom, you ask? I can’t really tell you. Are ten year old boys, fifth grade boys already old enough to be sexualizing her to the point that they were going so insane with horniness that they had to whisk her away until she could put on something ‘decent’. 

So not only are the sexualizing a fifth grader, they are giving her different rules for the dress code based on her height and making her miss valuable class time. This bullshit needs to stop. Eleven goddamn years old and she’s already being taught her body isn’t her own anymore, that she’s being too provocative if she wears a skirt to the same standard as all the other short, skinny girls in her class just because she looks older.

As a P.S., I would like to point out that she is already bullied because of her disabilities. Pulling her out of class and making her change is even more of an embarrassment, and only leads to more teasing. 

please signal boost this.

Oct 02

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Feeling this every time I do a cake/see another persons cake

Oct 01

quote You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via unicornempire)

At this point I have fucks for my fiancée  and sometimes WoW. That is all. Even my writing is no longer fuck-worthy.

(via dragovianknight)

Wow. So accurate.

(via dirtydeedsdyan)

I know everyone is reblogging this already, but I keep finding myself thinking about it when I’m not at my computer. I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m going to want to find it again someday.

(via ackb)

Sep 20

citizen-cam:

startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

Ugh I hate this.

This is NOT an ad for feminism.

This is NOT an ad trying to convince people to fight patriarchy.

This is NOT an ad attempting to combat institutional sexism.

IT IS AN AD FOR SANITARY PRODUCTS

Now sanitary products are important but context fucking matters and this ad is not attempting to do anything but sell you something.

They are not saying “fight the patriarchy”. They are saying “buy our feminine sanitary products.”

They don’t care if you don’t fight the patriarchy as long as you buy the products.

Please everyone stop sharing this like it’s a strike against patriarchy. It’s a strike for commercialisation.

Thank you for your time. 

Everyone still laughs at that libra pads ninja guy. People still talk about ‘The Big Ad’. Hell, the other day I made a ‘G-O, G-G-O’ joke and everyone laughed.

They might be trying to sell pads and tampons, but sometimes the ads stick.

Sep 10
Is that cartoon Chris Parnell?

Is that cartoon Chris Parnell?