More like Dr. JERKyll, am I rite?
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
Feeling this every time I do a cake/see another persons cake
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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)
I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life.
At this point I have fucks for my fiancée and sometimes WoW. That is all. Even my writing is no longer fuck-worthy.
Wow. So accurate.
I know everyone is reblogging this already, but I keep finding myself thinking about it when I’m not at my computer. I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m going to want to find it again someday.
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When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?
Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.
The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.
Ugh I hate this.
This is NOT an ad for feminism.
This is NOT an ad trying to convince people to fight patriarchy.
This is NOT an ad attempting to combat institutional sexism.
IT IS AN AD FOR SANITARY PRODUCTS
Now sanitary products are important but context fucking matters and this ad is not attempting to do anything but sell you something.
They are not saying “fight the patriarchy”. They are saying “buy our feminine sanitary products.”
They don’t care if you don’t fight the patriarchy as long as you buy the products.
Please everyone stop sharing this like it’s a strike against patriarchy. It’s a strike for commercialisation.
Thank you for your time.
Everyone still laughs at that libra pads ninja guy. People still talk about ‘The Big Ad’. Hell, the other day I made a ‘G-O, G-G-O’ joke and everyone laughed.
They might be trying to sell pads and tampons, but sometimes the ads stick.
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Is that cartoon Chris Parnell?
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